Callers Undercover
Anne Uebelacker
Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada
Alias: Evil Twin
A fixture at IAGSDC Conventions, club caller for Squares Across the Border in Vancouver, Ms. Uebelacker is a very popular caller, considered very good. Hangs out with foreigners. Too nice to be trusted. Keep under surveillance.
Levels: Basic to C3B
Betsy Gotta
North Brunswick, New Jersey, USA
Ms. Gotta has been calling longer than many attendees have been alive, since 1961. She calls and teaches for eight local clubs (networks) regularly, giving her many opportunities for passing secret information.
Levels: Basic to C3B
Deborah Carroll-Jones
Arlington, Texas, USA
Aliases: Deborah Carroll, Dale Evans, Barbie
Ms. Carroll-Jones is featured in many recordings, many of which are suspected of containing coded messages that secretly control up to eight people at one time. Definitely a bombshell waiting to happen.
Levels: Basic to A2
Ett McAtee
Glen Burnie, Maryland, USA
Code Name: Just Ett, Hon
Ms. McAtee frequently travels to Europe under cover of calling dances. It's believed that she's either a courier for unnamed international intelligence cartels, a smuggler, or a damn good square dance caller. Noted Leftist. Put on watch list.
Levels: Basic to C4
John Marshall
Sterling, Virginia, USA
A.K.A.: The Phantom
Mr. Marshall calls around the United States and Europe. He spends time in small Swedish villages near the frontier. He has recorded numberless singing calls, and has served on committees and the Board of Governors for that International Square Dance Cabal, CallerLab. Don't Trust This Guy!
Levels: Mainstream to C3B
Mike Jacobs
Hamilton, New Jersey, USA
A frequent (International...) IAGSDC caller, Mr. Jacobs is popular with higher-level dancers. Despite that fact, IAGSDC operatives at their secret annual conferences routinely ask him to return. Keep an eye out for this guy.
Levels: Mainstream to C4
Sandie Bryant
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Alias: Good Twin
Ms. Bryant is known for her original choreography and her smooth style, and her trademark low, sultry voice. We suspect "she" is actually Madeline Albright going undercover to "call" at international "square dance" gatherings in Europe, Canada, Mexico, and Japan. Check it out - when Ms. Albright is in Estonia, Ms. Bryant is in Estonia! Valerie Plame, eat your heart out.
Levels: Basic to C4
Tim Crawford
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Mr. Crawford is currently a member of the Executive Committee of the International Square Dance Cabal, a.k.a. CallerLab. He promotes "square dance" activities internationally. As a Canadian "One World" square dance caller, he's obviously an operative that needs to be kept under surveillance. He is not to be trusted!
Levels: Basic to C2
Tom Miller
Chest Pennsylvania, USA
A calller instructor, as well as an artist who has recorded many singing calls on several labels, Mr. Miller enjoys long walks on the beach, sentimental movies, and scented candles. He's not afraid to cry, and he's not afraid to make it hurt. He's disarming, but dangerous!
Levels: Basic to C1
Lynette Bellini
Westmont, Illinois, USA
As a computer system administrator and a challenge square dance caller, Ms. Bellini is suspected of encoding state secrets into her C4 choreography; however, no one has been able to decode a single secret from any of her sequences. She appears to be recruiting additional C4 agents in the Midwest.
Levels: A2 to C4
Barry Clasper
Toronto, Ontario CAN
Special Agent Clasper mans a checkpoint on the International Border, interrogating square dancers who press ahead at obscure crossings sneaking into Canada to dance to his incredible calling. Clasper also shows up at CallerLab confabs where he heads an intelligence unit codenamed "The Challenge Committee." Even more obscure are reputed ties he has with "The Academy for Advanced and Challenge Enthusiasts." Often seen with shadowy sidekick, "Pam." Skilled, crafty, Canadian.
Levels: Basic to C4
Dayle Hodge
Columbia, Maryland, USA
Codename: Baby Face
This man can call with his eyes closed, literally! He is extremely dangerous with a microphone, and should be kept away from sharp objects. Notice his trademark "leather" vest.
Levels: Basic to C2